Still Angry, still pissed

yeah, yeah, I know, i am a slack ass !

well fuck all of you ! I am still pissed, I'm just pissed about other shit right now and don't have time to be pissed here right now. Between trying to plan a golf trip, coach a soccer team, plan a 25 year high school reunion and coach a t-ball team, plus my alcoholism, I just don't have time to type a bunch of shit ! Do not fret however, the Snowman will be back with a vengence and soon.

piss off fuckers !@\

the 8

stop sounding the T in often

you know what really pisses me off? Jackasses that insist on pronouncing the silent t in the word often. Why? No, it doesn't make you sound like some sort of intellect, it makes you sound like a big dumbass. Anyone that does this, is just that, a big dumbass. Because of you and the stupid fucks like you out there, the dictionaries have now made it acceptable to be stupid. thanks. thanks a lot you big fucking dumbass dummies. It is proper to say oft times, but often times would leave the t out of the pronounciation. Stupid bastards of your calibur are the ones that run around saying, "irregardless", which by the way you stupid fuckers, is not a word, but it's dumb shits like you that have made this acceptable to use too. If everyone decides to cut their head off with a circular saw, would that make it an acceptable practice? Damn, I tired of catering to stupid people.
You get the super big dumbass award for the century.

the pissed 8.

Elevators

Why is it when you ride on an elevator with someone, they feel the need to give you some sort of farewell as they leave?

Really, what the fuck is that all about? Hey dude, we are both standing here in the elevator because we're too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs, or in your case one flight, not saying shit to one another, then the door parts and you get out and throw the "have a good one" line at me. Is that part of elevator etiquette? What you should probably do is get your fat fucking ass on the stairs and walk up the 16 or 20 steps and not make me have to wait another 10 seconds as your sorry sack of shit ass walks off the elevator then tells me 'see ya later.'

what really should happen is that the two of us should both be walking up the stairs and you should be breathing in my ass vapor as I slowly leak out the gas from my bung while working off a couple of calories, and you start to sweat because you haven't done that much physical labor in weeks.

Now I work on the 4th floor. that's three flights of stairs if you are counting. We have a fairly long set of stairs here, roughly 12 and 12 per floor, so that's about 75 steps to get to where i need to be. Granted, I should walk up the stairs, but I tend to be pretty lazy, especially when going up. Going down, not so much, that's a hell of a lot easier. If I need to go from the 4th to the 3rd and back, i take the stairs. Most of the time, I'll take the elevator all the way down to the 1st. What kills me is these fat ass women who have to take the fucking elevator down one floor to go smoke their god damn cigarettes every hour and are too lazy to walk down one flight of stairs. I can live with your severely overweight blob of a frame riding up, because after all, you just had that healthy smoke to fill your lungs with all that shit, so you must be winded, you poor fucking slob, BUT, take the fucking stairs to go down. You lazy piece of SHIT !

School House Rock !

So I'm hanging out at my kids' haircut place last weekend, watching the boys get a quick trim, when on the video behind me I here, the Noun song. Now any person you can show, and any place that you can go, and anything that you can show, you know they're nouns, you know they're nouns....... the lyrics and the melody are ingrained deep in my brain, I haven't heard this for about 35 years but it's almost like yesterday. This brings out a big discussion today at work about the whole school house rock series.......these damn people were genius !

anyway, i thought I'd try to embed a youtube for you:

but it isn't working just yet......damn...



.......anyway, brings back some happy memories of a little kid watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, yes, back when that was the only day cartoons were on! Except maybe on Sunday when Lost in Space was on, but that's another story.

we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, ..... genius man.

So I searched 'Perfect Ass' on Google. . . .

. . . . . . . and this is what appeared, right next to the picture of bill clinton. Sometimes when I am bored, google will take me on some very different paths. I found all sorts of interesting links when I searched on this. But I think this snap shot sums it all up just fine. I'm pretty sure that if I had an ass like this to stare at, that I'd never leave the house. Not that the SnowBabe's bottom isn't nice to look at or anything, but this is ridiculous. This girl could have the face of rosie o'donnell and I'd still probably eat the peanuts out of her poop. But I'm doubting very seriously that a creature with an ass like this looks like a diesel dyke linebacker.

Crocs crocs baby.....the greatest shoe made today

Let me just start this by saying that I am so pissed that I didn't buy stock in this company 2 years ago ! I mean, really pissed.

So the story goes like this: the SnowBabe & I were celebrating our 5 year anniversary on the island of Maui, (see some pics to the right on this site) and I am struggling to find a good beach shoe. I mean tennis shoes suck, too much work with socks and the laces and all. I have a nice pair of Reefs, which are a sandle type flip flop that don't have that annoying stem that goes between your Big and next toe, but they weren't working out because they have a buckly type thing that requires at least one hand to take off and two to put back on.

So I scrapped that pair and went with the Wal-Mart $2 traditional flip flop things with the stem figuring that i could endure the discomfort just for the beach. Well, one day of walking on the sand and having that shit fly up the back of my legs and my back and hit me in the back of the head and I said, "Fuck this shit!"

The next logical thing for me was to just go bare foot, leave the flip flops in the car and hoof it down to the sand with no shoes. Let me just tell you this, and this may or may not be common knowledge, in Hawaii, most of the beaches are made up of some form of black sand, which is pretty much smashed up lava rock in varying stages. The same goes for any sand really, it can be reef particles, rocks particles, lava rocks, shells, SpongeBob Squarepants, you name it. Well two things, unless you are some dude that has never worn shoes in your entire life, that shit hurts your damn feet. Unfortunately, my feet seem to find every non-pulverized shell, rock, stick, reef, coral, glass, beer tabs (from 25 years ago) or any other thing that you could possibly step on and injure your foot. If I happen to be lucky enough to not step on the many shards of glass that are laying in wait, (oh, forgot to mention that the S.B. stepped on a bee one day on the beach and hopped around like a kangaroo on LSD for about 20 minutes before we decided to just get drunk), both the parking lot(which is sometimes asphault in HI) and the beach are black. Does black reflect or absorb the sun? Hmmmmm, let me think about that for a minute while I attempt to walk about 70 yards with two beach chairs, a full cooler of the beers, a beach umbrella and host of other shit. Fuck yes it absorbs the heat, which consequently burns the shit out of your already mangled feet, so it's a double fucking whammy.

That lasted about one day before I decided that having sand thrown up my backside and a sore spot between my toes was a hell of a lot better than the previous idea. So I decide not to let this bother me too much, I mean I'm hanging in Maui for 18 days with the SnowBabe and none of the Snow offspring, pretty much just drinking and going to different beaches on a daily basis, oh and trying like hell to produce the third SnowBaby, which is incredible. We're having a blast, driving an old model Jeep Wrangler, never had the top up once when I stumble into this dive shop by the trusty ABC on yet another booze run. I walk in, look up and see a wall of color when it hits me!

I have to try those things on! So I look up at the bimbo with the fake tits behind the sales counter and ask her what the deal is with those goofy looking shoes. She gives me the low down, I try on a pair and decide that I have to have some. These damn things look goofy as hell but they are pretty comfy and I'm guessing that i can wear them on the beach too. I grab a pair of the navy blue and a bright ass fucia pair for the SnowBabe and the rest as they say, is history.

We wore them on the plane on the way back home(in first class of course) and got a lot of comments from the non-informed. What started strictly as a beach and run around type of shoe for me has turned somewhat into an obsession. I now have 4 pairs of these damn things and wear them everywhere. I even wear them mix-matched for fun. I'll wear one navy and one bright yellow just to see what kind of comments I'll draw. Anyway, the stock went from $10 (this was 2005 when i first bought these damn things) to over $50. The entire medical community wears these damn things, every kid at the beach and disney and everywhere else you look has them too. They just inked deals with Disney and Nickelodean too. Ah, sweet hindsight.

Go buy some of these fucking things right fucking now.

Let me just tell you this, (who used to say that all the time?) if you wear some of these things, you'll end up owning some. they are great, check out the web site, join the revolution.

the 8

Fat, Drunk & Stupid is no way to go thru Life

"Jesus Christ, 7 years of college down the drain."

Fat, Drunk and Stupid. . . . I thought about this phrase today, and for you old schoolers out there, it immediately conjures up one thing; Animal House. Anyone out there that has never seen this movie, go rent it immediately and watch now. Don't watch the edited version however because it is shit compared to the 'real version.' So again, for all of you young folks out there that haven't either seen this movie, or lived this reality for a while in college, go watch the movie and come back later.

No, good people of the Snow, this is not about Animal House or Bluto or Flounder or any of those jokers, this is about someone else. I'm new to this blogging world, but I feel like I have to throw in my two snow cents about the most talked about person in the world, the most searched, the most browsed, the most thought about dumbass celebrity in the world. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oops, I did it again, (and I don't mean accidently shitting myself), no I mean Miss Fat, Drunk and Stupid herself, Britney "TrailerTrash" Spears.

How in the world did this fine piece of ass,



"hey snowman, how about a coldie?"

end up like this?

"Smoke up Johnny!"

I'll tell you how, and it pisses me off. (hey, that's what I do). This poor dumbass girl was snatched up by her parents at an early age and stuck in front of a camera because she was cute and had a little bit of talent. From the freakin' Mickey Mouse Club, to making a record, to becoming a sex object for every horny bastard from 12 to 99 in the World. ( I wonder what the official count is of guys that have whacked to this tramp?) This stupid-ass bitch never had a chance. Plucked, and that is the best description of it, from a normal life and dumped into stardom, she never had a chance to be normal. Is she stupid? Fuck yes she is, she has a ninth grade education. Is she in a bad way right now? Hell yes, she is doing drugs and drinking too much and getting knocked up by some other stupid ass mother fucker who is also a clueless fuck, and making herself look like a fucking idiot. Yes, it's all true. A typical 25 year old. Shit, we were all there, we just came out of it because we were all fucking poor ! Yes, she is making bad decision after bad decision, yes she is just flat out a fucked up dumbass redneck bitch.

go to this link and look at the video of her being just flat out dumb, I mean, she is just dumb. ( but that's not really her fault, a lot of you people out there are dumb-asses too, but it's not your fault, really. no, really, it's not.) (and no, i haven't figured out how to do the youtube link thing)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/photos/britney_spears.png&imgrefurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/friends/britney-spears.htm&h=474&w=253&sz=454&hl=en&start=221&tbnid=IC1QE0458jPPNM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%26start%3D220%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN


BUT.....who among us can say that if we were in the same boat, we wouldn't be doing the exact same thing? I feel sorry for this girl, really, I do. She has no clue, she has never lived a normal life, she will probably be dead by the age of 39, like that other dumb-ass clueless shit-for-brains bitch, Anna Nicole Smith. As stupid as most of the general population is today, drop anybody in the same situation at the age of 5 or however old Brit was when she started all this bull shit, and see how many people come out anywhere near normal. We'd all be drunks, drug addicts, fuck ups, etc.. I don't blame her at all, it's our media, our fascination with these dumb-shit celebrities that is doing this to these people. She needs to pack up her shit, check her bank account, hire a responsible person to manage her affairs, and get the fuck out of town. I'm not sure what country she could move to and blend in, but she certainly has all the dough she needs to disappear and never be seen again. I would . I wish this girl good luck, and I would be happy to help her get back to some sort of normal life.




Britney, if you happen to read this, look up the Snowman, I'll help you get back on your feet again, and you won't even have to have sex with me, just a blow job every now and then will be fine. Get well soon, and drop some weight will you?





Have a Swell Winter, the 8




bye bye now



dummy.

Lost - it's pretty cool

Ya know, I'm not huge into TV, but I can't help but watch this damn show. It's a pretty good show, but it's pretty freaking annoying at the same time. Just intriguing enough to keep you watching it, but damn it! You keep adding to the story line but you never answer any of the questions, too many twists and turns. Anyway, it kind of pisses me off, but not enough to not watch it anymore. This gal is pretty hot, her name is Evangeline Lilly. Never heard of her before the show, she's sort of a slut on Lost, she just banged some dude and is all hot for another guy too. Not that there's any problems with that, there're on a stinkin' island in the middle of no where, so I guess she can bang (or get banged) anyone she wants and get away with it, because in case you weren't aware, chicks control 100% of the pussy. I'll be watching tonight.

the 8

the Urination quandary

As I sit here today and ponder the universe and all that is, I find myself once again thinking of one of my favorite topics, pee. All things bodily amuse me greatly, piss, poop, puke, gas, especially gas, but today the subject of conversation will surely be piss.

Why you might axe? (ask, but we like to get comfortable with our inner ghetto here) It dawned on me today as I was visiting the men's room at my office that there are two different types of pee'ers; water and ceramic. Now you are probably thinking to yourself that the Snowman is some sort of retard, but that's not the case. Let me outline it for you.
While sitting on the Juan(that's Spanish for John or the crapper in case you didn't figure that out already) this a.m. in stall #1, (the one closest to the door and least desirable) I'm just getting myself comfy ready to fire my ballast all over the back bowl when it hits me; Some dude is taking a piss and it sounds like fucking Niagara falls going on over there. What is that guy trying to do? Impress me with the force of his urine stream in the urinal? Who the fuck pisses in the water in the urinal anyway? Is this clown actually thinking that by pissing in the water that the sheer sound of his piss hitting the water will make it sound like he's got a big weenie? I stop to chuckle at the pomposity of this last line of print. Does it sound like I have a big dick? Why else would someone want to piss in the small collection of water in the bottom of the urinal?

Now some urinals don't have water in them at all, they have one of those stupid-ass rubber things with holes in it that sort of looks like a jar opener, or something one might toss down in their bathtub so that they won't slip and break their ass. Some have that ridiculous plastic thing that is the form of a basket that hold those oh-so-tasty urinal cakes. Oh yeah, I can almost smell it now. But no, we don't have that stuff here in the office of the Snowman, we have water, which leads me back to my question: Why is this joker pissing with the ferocity of a bear cat into the urinal making such a loud-ass piss hitting the water sound? Is there any benefit to this at all? What is the point here? Does it help you piss better? Certainly it has to splash a little more, thereby getting your khakis piss-sprinkled causing you to look even more like a buffoon as you make your way to the 11:00 status meeting. (you can always blame it on too much water pressure in the sink).

Please, someone out there tell me why you piss in the water !

Now the Snowman chooses to piss on the porcelain, and not just at the urinal either, I like to piss on the porcelain in the shitter at the Igloo too. Makes less noise you know. Maybe I became concious of this years back when i would take a piss at home and due to the location of the bathroom back at the old Igloo, and the paper thin walls and doors, anyone that had to pee downstairs would do so knowing that everyone in the entire house would be able to hear the sound of your urine stream crashing into the water in the toilet bowl. I don't know about you guys, but that's a little embarrassing when company is over.

"Oh, was that just you in there taking a piss? I thought that maybe an elephant had strayed into the room and let it fly." I really don't know for sure why this is embarrassing to me, but it is. Not just for guys either, I've heard many a strong piss coming from the bathroom when the chick sneaks in to wee wee.

So where is this going anyway? Oh yeah, so that leads me to believe that there are two camps, the guys that want to go into the bathroom and piss as loud as humanly possible and those that want to piss quietly. Now before you confuse this with stage fright, let me set you straight on that.

The Snowman does not suffer from stage fright.

I have to piss, I go to where ever it is the pisser is, and let fly. I rarely have trouble when it comes to pissing with other people around, I just don't necessarily want anyone to hear my piss hit the water, and it really doesn't bother me that much if they do, I think that maybe it's just more polite to piss quietly. Now the poor Clown that stands there for minutes on end with his dick in his hand, coughing, flushing the commode, sniffing, grunting, running the sink, waiting to hear the other guy piss (in the water) struggling to get that extra cup of coffee thru his penis while I stand there freely pissing all over the porcelain, that guy cracks me up. I feel sorry for this bastard because this dumb shit clearly has issues. Is his dick extra small or something? what the fuck? if you piss on the porcelain, no one will hear you piss anyway, and that may be the source of your fright in the first place? who knows?

Now this brings up more observations about pissing in general. There are many different types of urinals and many different types of pissers and piss for that matter.

Urinals: you have the classic urinal, water, no water, cake, mat, say no to drugs, Iraqi bullseye. You have the kinds that are kind of round, the rectangular types, the ones that jut way out, and the kinds that go all the way to the floor. You have those with no paritions, classic toilets and then there is the classic trough which you just don't see enough of these days. Can you imagine having a trough installed at the office? Now that would lend itself to quite a bit of coffee talk.

I'm thinking that the roots to stage fright probably originate with the trough. Not only do you have no partition there, but chances are if you are pissing in a trough, the place is fucking packed. Brings back memories of the old baseball stadium and standing shoulder to shoulder just to whip it out and take a leak in the same sink everyone else pissing in. Pretty humiliating most of the time, unless you are so fucked up and have to piss so bad that you couldn't care any less if your pissing in the middle of the library, or unless you have a 13" fat boy that you can proudly display to the other onlookers, in which case i'd be pissing the ladies room or just in the middle of wherever I happened to be.

I'm pretty sure that this is why guys are afraid to piss in public restrooms. You always have that one fucking douche-bag that is looking at everyone else's dick to see how his sizes up. This is the guy that I will turn 90 degrees to and axe if he would like to get a better look while I'm still pissing (hopefully on his pant leg). Now the Snowman is never going to brag about the size of his Snow-penis, because I'll guarantee you that when God decided to create me, he figured an average dick was good enough, and he was right, it pisses just fine and delivers the baby batter when needed to impregnate the SnowBabe and make my Snowbabies, and it has been my companion for many years. Yes, it's just fine thanks; Big? no, efficient? Yes. What I don't need is some fuck bag staring at my cock while I'm trying to piss. Ah, the trough. so I digress.....way, way, way down on some other path, but wait, let's get back to the topic.

That pretty much cover the types of pissers, now lets look at the pissee: You have the classic stage-fright pisser, the guy that can't piss to save his ass if anyone else is even thinking about coming into the restroom. You have the guy that has to stand super close to the urinal because he is afraid that some homo is going to look at his unit. You have the guy that stands way back for the world to see his Crakken, then there's the dude that somehow manages to piss all over the fucking floor and spray on the partition and everywhere in the place. Now how is that? Do you have an extra hole or two on the side of your pecker? Maybe that piercing wasn't such a good idea there cream puff. Some dudes are so fucking fat, that they can't even see their dick, so I would understand why the fat bastards of the world would piss in the water, how else would they know that they were hitting the target? Sometimes i'll be pissing and some fucked up shit is going on with my dickhole and I'll be pissing in two different streams. One going where it is supposed to, and one is either shooting off at a75 degree angle or straight down, (which answers part of the question above about pissing all over the place), so I'll try to adjust in mid stream and the piss just gets all over the damn place. Definitely not good if you have carpet in your bathroom, but if you're like me or seemingly 80% of the population, you just piss all over.

Then there's the dude that absolutely won't piss at the urinal, never, EVER, no way in hell. this fucker will piss his pants before he pees in the urinal. What's up with that? I figure this dude either has a microscopic dick, is uncircumsized, has no penis, or has some sort of sprinkler head attached to the end of his cock. I mean, what the fuck? I get the whole trough thing, really I do. It's not my favorite place to piss either, but when there are maybe two or three pissers in the whole bathroom with partitions for privacy and i see these dudes going into the stall, i immediate think, this guy is going to take a shit, Right? Then i hear the stall lock tight and the pissing starts. It's obvious this guy isn't taking a dump, so what's up with that? Stage fright? So if you are hiding behind the stall door it's okay to piss ? Then there's the guy who will go in there and take his damn pants to the floor to piss. I am really confused about that? why would you do such a thing? Too fat? have to hold the unit with two hands? what the fuck? Why wouldn't you just sit down to piss instead of dropping trou to the nasty shithouse floor? I mean, sure it's the girly thing to do to pee sitting down, but so is hiding behind the damn stall door to pee and dropping your pants to the floor.

Hell, i piss sitting down all the time at home. Never fails, every night around 2 or 3 a.m. the Snowman will stumble to the pisser to purge another 5 or 6 Bud Light Ices and Hell YES, I am going to sit my ass down to piss. Why? Because I'm too fucking tired and too fucking drunk to stand up and piss. Now I can prop my chin on my hands and go back to sleep while that 12 minute piss drains out of me. Some dudes would rather prop up on one arm above the pisser which i used to do way back when, but then I found this method to be much cleaner and surely much quieter (don't want to wake up the SnowBabe) and certainly eleviates the problem of accidently pissing on the floor. I will do this at night, and some times for the first piss of the day, where I am also too fucking lazy to stand for the whole job. However, this is never okay in a public restroom, unless of course you have the Shits and are afraid of exploding all over your under pants while pissing. In this case, it is totally acceptable to sit and pee. Alot of times when this happens to me, I'll just go to hover mode and aim for the wall just in case I happen to explode so that bastard janitor that always comes in to clean the shitter when I'm in it will have to clean it up off the wall. Stupid fucker, can't he see my shoes when I'm clearly taking a shit? anyway, I am straying off topic again.

I think that just about covers the pissees, I did catch one dude standing back about 5 feet from the urinal trying to piss way across the floor one time. It's like this dipshit didn't think somebody might walk into the bathroom at the bar while he was trying for the new Olympic piss distance record? All this talk of urinating has caused me to break away....................................................pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

okay, so this pissing thing is getting out of control long. The only thing left to discuss is the actual piss. yellow by nature, sometimes clear (mmmmm beer), sometimes neon bright yellow like mountain Dew after consuming vitamins or other such substance. There is an unmistakable smell around piss, especially that really dark piss that you piss about 1 or 2 o'clock the day after a long weekend of drinking heavily. The one you take after the 45 minute long piss that morning, but then you didn't take another one for about 10 hours because you were so fucking dehydrated that day it took your body that long to produce another piss. That is the dark yellowish brown nasty piss that smells like holy hell. toss in a few pubes on the bowl and you could almost yak just thinking about it. Then there's the whole asparagus thing, that makes your piss smell like god-knows-what about 15 minutes after eating that shit. Other shit makes your piss stink too, onions, hot wings sometimes, maybe it's just not being really healthy that makes your piss stink. who knows, but i don't enjoy it.

does piss feel good? why do people enjoy getting pissed on ? It would probably be pretty fun to piss on some dirty bitch who most definitely derserved to be pissed on. I know it feels damn good to piss after holding it in forever, but who wants to be pissed on ?

My mind is spiralling in so many different directions right now about piss and topics to rant about, but I'll have to hold out for another day around those, as I wasted far too much of my day typing this piss.

Have a Good Winter (and a good piss too) the 8

General Bull shit

okay, so right now I'm hanging out at the Igloo, having a Bud Light Ice, and watching VH1 one hit wonders. . . Actually pretty damn funny. I must be getting soft in my old age and for a snowman, that's not good. I'm really not pissed today either, but after seeing a commercial for KY Jelly intrigue, I think I'll run right up to Walmart and buy a bottle so that i can lube myself up and knock out the Snow Babe. Not really, but it flashed thru my mind.

now this is what the Snowman calls HOT.

(how would you spell that growling noise?)

One thing that i need to throw out just for the fuck of it all. Without a doubt, the SI SwimSuit issue is the most outstanding thing ever ! I can remember getting a Snow Bone to that way back in the late 70's. In case you haven't seen this years installment, check out SI.com. fuck buying the magazine, what's the point? Anyway this body painting thing is really unbelievable. They've been doing this for a few years now, and it's just hot. It actually almost looks like these girls are wearing clothing in the pictures, but if you see them on video, it's oh so much better, because the tits are so much more obviously not covered up. It's just great that covering a breast up with paint technically makes it not nudity! Out-fucking-Standing!

I'm not sure which of these I like the best, but I'm thinking that I'd like to sniff that soccer ball. Come to think of it, I've always been an ass (snow) man!

This is Daniella Sarahyba . . . . . I think I need to get into my personal snow chamber, because I am starting to melt somewhat.

Excuse me Miss, but you seem to have a little sand on your bottom, you mind if I wipe that off for you?

Now I must bid you farewell, as anything I say after the sheer perfection of this young lady's ass will definitely be irrelevant.

Have a good Winter, the 8

Yo, yo, yo, yo

What's up G mon? I realized that I missed a day of being pissed, and damn it all to hell, I'm not pissed today either. Lot's of funny shit to talk about and even more shit to sit and yak about, but I'm about 8 beers in, and frankly I don't feel like typing. I will sit and rant and rave tomorrow, maybe. Until then, have a spectacular day, because the snowman is a happy drunk !

Have a good winter, the 8

VD or St. Valentines' Day

Today is the big day, Valentines' Day! am I pissed about this? No. I don't let things like this piss me off, that would be silly. Today is a nice day for people with husbands or wives or boyfriends or girlfriends, or kids. Especially kids. Once you actually have kids (snow babies) you'll quickly realize that ALL holidays are about the kids. So we have our wee little ones go off to the school for snow babies where they learn how to count and say their ABC's and other such things, and they have their big bag of valentines cards to hand out to their friends. Not only this, but they have to bring goodies to hand out as well for the little parties that they have at school which are geared so that working parents cannot attend, which is also pretty damn dumb because if we weren't working they wouldn't be in the day care facility in the first damn place ! No sense in getting worked up over that.
No, today is a nice day. A day to bribe your girl into having sex with you by buying them flowers or candy or a fresh pair of panties with no ass in them, or other things that make them feel special. What should really make you feel special is that fact that I put up with you not agreeing to do me on a more regular basis. When I said "I do", that pretty much meant that "I do" agree to be short changed on the sex from here on out. Oh yeah, the first year or so was pretty good, but you factor in the kiddies and all the other bullshit, and the sex is pretty much down to once a week if you're lucky. Once every other week is more likely and some down to about once a month. That's when the relationship hits rock bottom.
Okay then, I'm heading down the path of bitching about something and today is not the day to bitch, but instead to go home and be nice and try to get some ass ! That's a pretty tough task for me, but I suffer through it in the name of getting laid. So you may be asking yourself, but Snowman, you have to be pissed about something, well yes I am. The ridiculous prices that these damn flower shops charge for a freakin' dozen roses ! $85 is about the cheapest I've seen. That my friends is a flat out rip off. I went down to my local farmer's market and bought 6 dozen, (yes, that's 6 x 12 or 72 roses) for $60. Of course they weren't delivered, but no matter. I think that the Snow babe really appreciated walking into the bathroom this morning to start getting ready for work and finding 2 dozen red roses on her vanity, cheerfully staring up at her to say Good Morning ! Not many deliveries going on at 6:30 at the Igloo. She also found down in the kitchen another 2 dozen yellow roses and 2 dozen white roses gaily announcing the start of another glorious day at work. this livened her mood mightily. I can't wait to see what happens when I unveil the new VS products for her to model this evening. I'll let her wear them for about 5 minutes before I tear them off of her and toss them to the ice. yes sir, this year it only cost me about $150 or so to have sex on Valentine's Day.

have a good Winter the 8

since when did it's become there's ?

Wow, so i have now entered my profile picture, well check that, I have created my self portrait of the angry(pissed) snowman and I have to go to some other website to have this thing hosted? what a pile of crap! I guess I could be pissed at that today, but I'm not. (damn, that reminds me of the most pissed squirrel. . . where is that painting anyway?)

No, I won't be pissed at that, but something that has been pissing me off for quite a while now is that somehow people have started substituting the word it's ( it is) for there's ( there is .) Here's an example: Yeah man, it's a lot of stuff going on out there on the field that we have to deal with.

Okay, so when did people start thinking that this was proper? If you listen, you'll hear it a lot on sports center or from a lot of athletes. Now, I'm not a playa hata, and I love sports, ESPN or anything to do with any type of competition, but I cannot stand for that grammar crap. Who the fuck decided all of a sudden that that was the way to say there's? It's a lot of reasons not to say this, first of all it sounds fucking stupid. Secondly, it is fucking stupid. It just plain pisses me off when I hear this phrase. I listen to a lot of talk radio in my Snow Mobile, and there are other things that these morons start saying that suddenly becomes the norm. Who the fuck started this; okay, well, my thing is, blah blah blah blah. What are you talking about? Your thing? What is that supposed to mean you dumb ass? Mr. so and so, my thing is that we should all be allowed to come in late on the day after Super Bowl. I guess now it's common to substitute the phrase my thing is, for my opinion is? It's just stupid! (proper use of it's) And don't start on me with its and it's, I can't remember which one is supposed to show possession and which one indicates the i was dropped, and I don't give a shit right now.
Oh, I could go on for days about the way people fuck up the English language..Yes, English, sorry for all of you that think that the international language of snowmen is something else, we don't communicate in other languages here, so if that offends you, fuck off. People that pronounce the "t" in often, that really pisses me off. It's (using the hell out of this) all of a sudden, not all of the sudden. I saw some dumb shit write 'for all intensive purposes' the other day. Hello dip shit! it's for all intents and purposes. How come people are so fucking stupid these days ? I'm sure that I'll think of many more of these after i click the publish button, which will just piss me off even more, but oh well, I guess i can go kick my snow dog to vent.


oh and one more, effort is not a fucking verb you fuck brains ! I can't stand it when someone says, " I'm efforting that right now." No you're not, you are making an effort to do that, you can't effort something. I love slang as much as the next guy, but don't throw that shit out there thinking that you are some kind of intellectual making up new phrases, it's kind of like irregardless. That's not a word people. and one more thing; don't say the acronym and then actually say the last word that is part of the abbreviation !! It's not an ATM machine, it's a fucking ATM. It's not a PIN number, it's a PIN, you get my point? God Damn, that pissed me off probably worse than all the others. Oh and by the way, there is no t at the end of the word across either. Alright, now I've made myself mad, I'm outta here. but before i go, please don't be a smart ass and point out that fact that my typing sucks and I'm not a world class speller either ! That's a different thing altogether. Not knowing the difference between your and you're is one thing, accidently typing it out the wrong way is another, and spell checking sucks ass for that type of thing.

Have a Good Winter 8

how the fuck does all of this work anyway?

so I'm downstairs not watching 24 because my wife had to listen to some dumbass pod cast on some management shit that she put off until the last minute, so here's post number two from the angry snowman.

Damn that Jack Bauer is something else, I haven't even watched the 2 hour show from tonight, but I'm sure that he probably stuck a ball point pen up someone's ass to get some information out of the poor bastard, but just before he got to the vital info, he gets shot in the head by some sniper in a blimp from about 1,998 yards away. I'm getting tired of that show. attaching a pic to see how this shit works.

Just in case you are wondering, that is a huge ass scab that FINALLY fell off my leg that was gross as hell. I decided that it would be best represented on a piece of bread with a Bud Light so my buddies could yak on themselves whilst thinking of this loveliness.

so anyway, that's that. I'm going to start getting pissed about something for tomorrow.

Initial Post

Welcome all,
I have decided to get into this thing again, I originally started blogging a few years back, but it was a total pain in the ass to get anyone else to author the damn thing or to have anyone sign up for the old blogspot account, so we're giving it another crack.
Why the angry Snowman? Why not? I'm pissed generally, and my old nickname (among a host of others) is/was 'the Snowman.' Why? Why? because some dumbass friend of mine decided to call me that one day and it stuck, that's why. Not because I'm some coke head, but because some dumbass friend of mine one day watched the movie 'Smokey and the Bandit' on TBS and decided that because I was a skinny redneck back in high school that he would essentially compare me to Jerry Reed's character in this movie, Snowman. It started when he said to me one day, "Take it easy Snowman," in a really southern accent. It was funny to all the other dumbass rednecks and that was that. I was the Snowman for the rest of my miserable high school career. Maybe if I had been dealing coke, I might have been able to bag some of the hot bitches back in the day, but no such luck here. I actually had a lot of fun with this nickname back then, I drove "the Snow Machine", I lived in "the Igloo", and whenever it snowed, I could go outside and pack on some sorely needed muscle mass, etc...
Anyway, I wasn't pissed when I started this, but now I am getting myself worked up thinking about what a big loser I was in high school ! that's that for now. let's see how this thing works and try to make it look like my mood. Angry, but in a non-threatening Snowman-like way.

the Snowman