Elevators

Why is it when you ride on an elevator with someone, they feel the need to give you some sort of farewell as they leave?

Really, what the fuck is that all about? Hey dude, we are both standing here in the elevator because we're too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs, or in your case one flight, not saying shit to one another, then the door parts and you get out and throw the "have a good one" line at me. Is that part of elevator etiquette? What you should probably do is get your fat fucking ass on the stairs and walk up the 16 or 20 steps and not make me have to wait another 10 seconds as your sorry sack of shit ass walks off the elevator then tells me 'see ya later.'

what really should happen is that the two of us should both be walking up the stairs and you should be breathing in my ass vapor as I slowly leak out the gas from my bung while working off a couple of calories, and you start to sweat because you haven't done that much physical labor in weeks.

Now I work on the 4th floor. that's three flights of stairs if you are counting. We have a fairly long set of stairs here, roughly 12 and 12 per floor, so that's about 75 steps to get to where i need to be. Granted, I should walk up the stairs, but I tend to be pretty lazy, especially when going up. Going down, not so much, that's a hell of a lot easier. If I need to go from the 4th to the 3rd and back, i take the stairs. Most of the time, I'll take the elevator all the way down to the 1st. What kills me is these fat ass women who have to take the fucking elevator down one floor to go smoke their god damn cigarettes every hour and are too lazy to walk down one flight of stairs. I can live with your severely overweight blob of a frame riding up, because after all, you just had that healthy smoke to fill your lungs with all that shit, so you must be winded, you poor fucking slob, BUT, take the fucking stairs to go down. You lazy piece of SHIT !