Elevators

Why is it when you ride on an elevator with someone, they feel the need to give you some sort of farewell as they leave?

Really, what the fuck is that all about? Hey dude, we are both standing here in the elevator because we're too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs, or in your case one flight, not saying shit to one another, then the door parts and you get out and throw the "have a good one" line at me. Is that part of elevator etiquette? What you should probably do is get your fat fucking ass on the stairs and walk up the 16 or 20 steps and not make me have to wait another 10 seconds as your sorry sack of shit ass walks off the elevator then tells me 'see ya later.'

what really should happen is that the two of us should both be walking up the stairs and you should be breathing in my ass vapor as I slowly leak out the gas from my bung while working off a couple of calories, and you start to sweat because you haven't done that much physical labor in weeks.

Now I work on the 4th floor. that's three flights of stairs if you are counting. We have a fairly long set of stairs here, roughly 12 and 12 per floor, so that's about 75 steps to get to where i need to be. Granted, I should walk up the stairs, but I tend to be pretty lazy, especially when going up. Going down, not so much, that's a hell of a lot easier. If I need to go from the 4th to the 3rd and back, i take the stairs. Most of the time, I'll take the elevator all the way down to the 1st. What kills me is these fat ass women who have to take the fucking elevator down one floor to go smoke their god damn cigarettes every hour and are too lazy to walk down one flight of stairs. I can live with your severely overweight blob of a frame riding up, because after all, you just had that healthy smoke to fill your lungs with all that shit, so you must be winded, you poor fucking slob, BUT, take the fucking stairs to go down. You lazy piece of SHIT !

School House Rock !

So I'm hanging out at my kids' haircut place last weekend, watching the boys get a quick trim, when on the video behind me I here, the Noun song. Now any person you can show, and any place that you can go, and anything that you can show, you know they're nouns, you know they're nouns....... the lyrics and the melody are ingrained deep in my brain, I haven't heard this for about 35 years but it's almost like yesterday. This brings out a big discussion today at work about the whole school house rock series.......these damn people were genius !

anyway, i thought I'd try to embed a youtube for you:

but it isn't working just yet......damn...



.......anyway, brings back some happy memories of a little kid watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, yes, back when that was the only day cartoons were on! Except maybe on Sunday when Lost in Space was on, but that's another story.

we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, ..... genius man.

So I searched 'Perfect Ass' on Google. . . .

. . . . . . . and this is what appeared, right next to the picture of bill clinton. Sometimes when I am bored, google will take me on some very different paths. I found all sorts of interesting links when I searched on this. But I think this snap shot sums it all up just fine. I'm pretty sure that if I had an ass like this to stare at, that I'd never leave the house. Not that the SnowBabe's bottom isn't nice to look at or anything, but this is ridiculous. This girl could have the face of rosie o'donnell and I'd still probably eat the peanuts out of her poop. But I'm doubting very seriously that a creature with an ass like this looks like a diesel dyke linebacker.