Still Angry, still pissed

yeah, yeah, I know, i am a slack ass !

well fuck all of you ! I am still pissed, I'm just pissed about other shit right now and don't have time to be pissed here right now. Between trying to plan a golf trip, coach a soccer team, plan a 25 year high school reunion and coach a t-ball team, plus my alcoholism, I just don't have time to type a bunch of shit ! Do not fret however, the Snowman will be back with a vengence and soon.

piss off fuckers !@\

the 8

stop sounding the T in often

you know what really pisses me off? Jackasses that insist on pronouncing the silent t in the word often. Why? No, it doesn't make you sound like some sort of intellect, it makes you sound like a big dumbass. Anyone that does this, is just that, a big dumbass. Because of you and the stupid fucks like you out there, the dictionaries have now made it acceptable to be stupid. thanks. thanks a lot you big fucking dumbass dummies. It is proper to say oft times, but often times would leave the t out of the pronounciation. Stupid bastards of your calibur are the ones that run around saying, "irregardless", which by the way you stupid fuckers, is not a word, but it's dumb shits like you that have made this acceptable to use too. If everyone decides to cut their head off with a circular saw, would that make it an acceptable practice? Damn, I tired of catering to stupid people.
You get the super big dumbass award for the century.

the pissed 8.

Elevators

Why is it when you ride on an elevator with someone, they feel the need to give you some sort of farewell as they leave?

Really, what the fuck is that all about? Hey dude, we are both standing here in the elevator because we're too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs, or in your case one flight, not saying shit to one another, then the door parts and you get out and throw the "have a good one" line at me. Is that part of elevator etiquette? What you should probably do is get your fat fucking ass on the stairs and walk up the 16 or 20 steps and not make me have to wait another 10 seconds as your sorry sack of shit ass walks off the elevator then tells me 'see ya later.'

what really should happen is that the two of us should both be walking up the stairs and you should be breathing in my ass vapor as I slowly leak out the gas from my bung while working off a couple of calories, and you start to sweat because you haven't done that much physical labor in weeks.

Now I work on the 4th floor. that's three flights of stairs if you are counting. We have a fairly long set of stairs here, roughly 12 and 12 per floor, so that's about 75 steps to get to where i need to be. Granted, I should walk up the stairs, but I tend to be pretty lazy, especially when going up. Going down, not so much, that's a hell of a lot easier. If I need to go from the 4th to the 3rd and back, i take the stairs. Most of the time, I'll take the elevator all the way down to the 1st. What kills me is these fat ass women who have to take the fucking elevator down one floor to go smoke their god damn cigarettes every hour and are too lazy to walk down one flight of stairs. I can live with your severely overweight blob of a frame riding up, because after all, you just had that healthy smoke to fill your lungs with all that shit, so you must be winded, you poor fucking slob, BUT, take the fucking stairs to go down. You lazy piece of SHIT !

School House Rock !

So I'm hanging out at my kids' haircut place last weekend, watching the boys get a quick trim, when on the video behind me I here, the Noun song. Now any person you can show, and any place that you can go, and anything that you can show, you know they're nouns, you know they're nouns....... the lyrics and the melody are ingrained deep in my brain, I haven't heard this for about 35 years but it's almost like yesterday. This brings out a big discussion today at work about the whole school house rock series.......these damn people were genius !

anyway, i thought I'd try to embed a youtube for you:

but it isn't working just yet......damn...



.......anyway, brings back some happy memories of a little kid watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, yes, back when that was the only day cartoons were on! Except maybe on Sunday when Lost in Space was on, but that's another story.

we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, ..... genius man.

So I searched 'Perfect Ass' on Google. . . .

. . . . . . . and this is what appeared, right next to the picture of bill clinton. Sometimes when I am bored, google will take me on some very different paths. I found all sorts of interesting links when I searched on this. But I think this snap shot sums it all up just fine. I'm pretty sure that if I had an ass like this to stare at, that I'd never leave the house. Not that the SnowBabe's bottom isn't nice to look at or anything, but this is ridiculous. This girl could have the face of rosie o'donnell and I'd still probably eat the peanuts out of her poop. But I'm doubting very seriously that a creature with an ass like this looks like a diesel dyke linebacker.

Crocs crocs baby.....the greatest shoe made today

Let me just start this by saying that I am so pissed that I didn't buy stock in this company 2 years ago ! I mean, really pissed.

So the story goes like this: the SnowBabe & I were celebrating our 5 year anniversary on the island of Maui, (see some pics to the right on this site) and I am struggling to find a good beach shoe. I mean tennis shoes suck, too much work with socks and the laces and all. I have a nice pair of Reefs, which are a sandle type flip flop that don't have that annoying stem that goes between your Big and next toe, but they weren't working out because they have a buckly type thing that requires at least one hand to take off and two to put back on.

So I scrapped that pair and went with the Wal-Mart $2 traditional flip flop things with the stem figuring that i could endure the discomfort just for the beach. Well, one day of walking on the sand and having that shit fly up the back of my legs and my back and hit me in the back of the head and I said, "Fuck this shit!"

The next logical thing for me was to just go bare foot, leave the flip flops in the car and hoof it down to the sand with no shoes. Let me just tell you this, and this may or may not be common knowledge, in Hawaii, most of the beaches are made up of some form of black sand, which is pretty much smashed up lava rock in varying stages. The same goes for any sand really, it can be reef particles, rocks particles, lava rocks, shells, SpongeBob Squarepants, you name it. Well two things, unless you are some dude that has never worn shoes in your entire life, that shit hurts your damn feet. Unfortunately, my feet seem to find every non-pulverized shell, rock, stick, reef, coral, glass, beer tabs (from 25 years ago) or any other thing that you could possibly step on and injure your foot. If I happen to be lucky enough to not step on the many shards of glass that are laying in wait, (oh, forgot to mention that the S.B. stepped on a bee one day on the beach and hopped around like a kangaroo on LSD for about 20 minutes before we decided to just get drunk), both the parking lot(which is sometimes asphault in HI) and the beach are black. Does black reflect or absorb the sun? Hmmmmm, let me think about that for a minute while I attempt to walk about 70 yards with two beach chairs, a full cooler of the beers, a beach umbrella and host of other shit. Fuck yes it absorbs the heat, which consequently burns the shit out of your already mangled feet, so it's a double fucking whammy.

That lasted about one day before I decided that having sand thrown up my backside and a sore spot between my toes was a hell of a lot better than the previous idea. So I decide not to let this bother me too much, I mean I'm hanging in Maui for 18 days with the SnowBabe and none of the Snow offspring, pretty much just drinking and going to different beaches on a daily basis, oh and trying like hell to produce the third SnowBaby, which is incredible. We're having a blast, driving an old model Jeep Wrangler, never had the top up once when I stumble into this dive shop by the trusty ABC on yet another booze run. I walk in, look up and see a wall of color when it hits me!

I have to try those things on! So I look up at the bimbo with the fake tits behind the sales counter and ask her what the deal is with those goofy looking shoes. She gives me the low down, I try on a pair and decide that I have to have some. These damn things look goofy as hell but they are pretty comfy and I'm guessing that i can wear them on the beach too. I grab a pair of the navy blue and a bright ass fucia pair for the SnowBabe and the rest as they say, is history.

We wore them on the plane on the way back home(in first class of course) and got a lot of comments from the non-informed. What started strictly as a beach and run around type of shoe for me has turned somewhat into an obsession. I now have 4 pairs of these damn things and wear them everywhere. I even wear them mix-matched for fun. I'll wear one navy and one bright yellow just to see what kind of comments I'll draw. Anyway, the stock went from $10 (this was 2005 when i first bought these damn things) to over $50. The entire medical community wears these damn things, every kid at the beach and disney and everywhere else you look has them too. They just inked deals with Disney and Nickelodean too. Ah, sweet hindsight.

Go buy some of these fucking things right fucking now.

Let me just tell you this, (who used to say that all the time?) if you wear some of these things, you'll end up owning some. they are great, check out the web site, join the revolution.

the 8

Fat, Drunk & Stupid is no way to go thru Life

"Jesus Christ, 7 years of college down the drain."

Fat, Drunk and Stupid. . . . I thought about this phrase today, and for you old schoolers out there, it immediately conjures up one thing; Animal House. Anyone out there that has never seen this movie, go rent it immediately and watch now. Don't watch the edited version however because it is shit compared to the 'real version.' So again, for all of you young folks out there that haven't either seen this movie, or lived this reality for a while in college, go watch the movie and come back later.

No, good people of the Snow, this is not about Animal House or Bluto or Flounder or any of those jokers, this is about someone else. I'm new to this blogging world, but I feel like I have to throw in my two snow cents about the most talked about person in the world, the most searched, the most browsed, the most thought about dumbass celebrity in the world. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oops, I did it again, (and I don't mean accidently shitting myself), no I mean Miss Fat, Drunk and Stupid herself, Britney "TrailerTrash" Spears.

How in the world did this fine piece of ass,



"hey snowman, how about a coldie?"

end up like this?

"Smoke up Johnny!"

I'll tell you how, and it pisses me off. (hey, that's what I do). This poor dumbass girl was snatched up by her parents at an early age and stuck in front of a camera because she was cute and had a little bit of talent. From the freakin' Mickey Mouse Club, to making a record, to becoming a sex object for every horny bastard from 12 to 99 in the World. ( I wonder what the official count is of guys that have whacked to this tramp?) This stupid-ass bitch never had a chance. Plucked, and that is the best description of it, from a normal life and dumped into stardom, she never had a chance to be normal. Is she stupid? Fuck yes she is, she has a ninth grade education. Is she in a bad way right now? Hell yes, she is doing drugs and drinking too much and getting knocked up by some other stupid ass mother fucker who is also a clueless fuck, and making herself look like a fucking idiot. Yes, it's all true. A typical 25 year old. Shit, we were all there, we just came out of it because we were all fucking poor ! Yes, she is making bad decision after bad decision, yes she is just flat out a fucked up dumbass redneck bitch.

go to this link and look at the video of her being just flat out dumb, I mean, she is just dumb. ( but that's not really her fault, a lot of you people out there are dumb-asses too, but it's not your fault, really. no, really, it's not.) (and no, i haven't figured out how to do the youtube link thing)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/photos/britney_spears.png&imgrefurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/friends/britney-spears.htm&h=474&w=253&sz=454&hl=en&start=221&tbnid=IC1QE0458jPPNM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%26start%3D220%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN


BUT.....who among us can say that if we were in the same boat, we wouldn't be doing the exact same thing? I feel sorry for this girl, really, I do. She has no clue, she has never lived a normal life, she will probably be dead by the age of 39, like that other dumb-ass clueless shit-for-brains bitch, Anna Nicole Smith. As stupid as most of the general population is today, drop anybody in the same situation at the age of 5 or however old Brit was when she started all this bull shit, and see how many people come out anywhere near normal. We'd all be drunks, drug addicts, fuck ups, etc.. I don't blame her at all, it's our media, our fascination with these dumb-shit celebrities that is doing this to these people. She needs to pack up her shit, check her bank account, hire a responsible person to manage her affairs, and get the fuck out of town. I'm not sure what country she could move to and blend in, but she certainly has all the dough she needs to disappear and never be seen again. I would . I wish this girl good luck, and I would be happy to help her get back to some sort of normal life.




Britney, if you happen to read this, look up the Snowman, I'll help you get back on your feet again, and you won't even have to have sex with me, just a blow job every now and then will be fine. Get well soon, and drop some weight will you?





Have a Swell Winter, the 8




bye bye now



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