Fat, Drunk & Stupid is no way to go thru Life

"Jesus Christ, 7 years of college down the drain."

Fat, Drunk and Stupid. . . . I thought about this phrase today, and for you old schoolers out there, it immediately conjures up one thing; Animal House. Anyone out there that has never seen this movie, go rent it immediately and watch now. Don't watch the edited version however because it is shit compared to the 'real version.' So again, for all of you young folks out there that haven't either seen this movie, or lived this reality for a while in college, go watch the movie and come back later.

No, good people of the Snow, this is not about Animal House or Bluto or Flounder or any of those jokers, this is about someone else. I'm new to this blogging world, but I feel like I have to throw in my two snow cents about the most talked about person in the world, the most searched, the most browsed, the most thought about dumbass celebrity in the world. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oops, I did it again, (and I don't mean accidently shitting myself), no I mean Miss Fat, Drunk and Stupid herself, Britney "TrailerTrash" Spears.

How in the world did this fine piece of ass,



"hey snowman, how about a coldie?"

end up like this?

"Smoke up Johnny!"

I'll tell you how, and it pisses me off. (hey, that's what I do). This poor dumbass girl was snatched up by her parents at an early age and stuck in front of a camera because she was cute and had a little bit of talent. From the freakin' Mickey Mouse Club, to making a record, to becoming a sex object for every horny bastard from 12 to 99 in the World. ( I wonder what the official count is of guys that have whacked to this tramp?) This stupid-ass bitch never had a chance. Plucked, and that is the best description of it, from a normal life and dumped into stardom, she never had a chance to be normal. Is she stupid? Fuck yes she is, she has a ninth grade education. Is she in a bad way right now? Hell yes, she is doing drugs and drinking too much and getting knocked up by some other stupid ass mother fucker who is also a clueless fuck, and making herself look like a fucking idiot. Yes, it's all true. A typical 25 year old. Shit, we were all there, we just came out of it because we were all fucking poor ! Yes, she is making bad decision after bad decision, yes she is just flat out a fucked up dumbass redneck bitch.

go to this link and look at the video of her being just flat out dumb, I mean, she is just dumb. ( but that's not really her fault, a lot of you people out there are dumb-asses too, but it's not your fault, really. no, really, it's not.) (and no, i haven't figured out how to do the youtube link thing)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/photos/britney_spears.png&imgrefurl=http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/friends/britney-spears.htm&h=474&w=253&sz=454&hl=en&start=221&tbnid=IC1QE0458jPPNM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%26start%3D220%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN


BUT.....who among us can say that if we were in the same boat, we wouldn't be doing the exact same thing? I feel sorry for this girl, really, I do. She has no clue, she has never lived a normal life, she will probably be dead by the age of 39, like that other dumb-ass clueless shit-for-brains bitch, Anna Nicole Smith. As stupid as most of the general population is today, drop anybody in the same situation at the age of 5 or however old Brit was when she started all this bull shit, and see how many people come out anywhere near normal. We'd all be drunks, drug addicts, fuck ups, etc.. I don't blame her at all, it's our media, our fascination with these dumb-shit celebrities that is doing this to these people. She needs to pack up her shit, check her bank account, hire a responsible person to manage her affairs, and get the fuck out of town. I'm not sure what country she could move to and blend in, but she certainly has all the dough she needs to disappear and never be seen again. I would . I wish this girl good luck, and I would be happy to help her get back to some sort of normal life.




Britney, if you happen to read this, look up the Snowman, I'll help you get back on your feet again, and you won't even have to have sex with me, just a blow job every now and then will be fine. Get well soon, and drop some weight will you?





Have a Swell Winter, the 8




bye bye now



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